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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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masserror:

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thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye, via solitarysilhouette)

hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

(Source: 1et1ive, via okaymad)

memily:

adorabelledearheart:


thepliablefoe:


Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.


MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.


Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet
Becoming someone’s everything and then leaving is the worst thing to do to a person. -(via yourdeaddarling)

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tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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swiftbeat:

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noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

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nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

(via oceanseverlasting)

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

(via myheartwillacheagainitseems)